SALT LAKE CITY- With the Iraq war having ended ages ago, and the war in Afghanistan really winding down, many local Republicans are worried that soon there might not even be one war going on. “We barely have a very good war going on right now,” growled TJ Priebus, a local business owner. “It’s a damned shame.” When asked about how many goosebumps they get everywhere at the prospects of a new protracted war in practically any Middle Eastern country at all, many have reported “almost completely covered.” Some we spoke with, however, seemed concerned that we “might just not