Progressive latter-day saint women seem to have scored a victory, as exasperated Church leadership has announced they will allow women to attend the priesthood session. But there is one caveat. “Women are now allowed to come to priesthood,” said a clearly disappointed Elder Oaks. “But they will not be permitted to eat at IHOP afterwards with all the other priesthood holders.” He added: “The men in the Church get to enjoy a half-stack of pancakes, and to women is given the joys of childbirth. This is equality.” It’s widely known that every one of the roughly three-million priesthood holders in