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24 June 2017

Tagg Romney Dresses as Liza Minnelli for Halloween, Spares No Expense on Costume

Tagg Romney Dresses as Liza Minnelli for Halloween, Spares No Expense on Costume
Tagg Romney does not half-butt any of his ideas.
Tagg Romney does not half-butt any of his ideas.

Tagg Romney does not half-butt any of his ideas.

 Salt Lake City, Utah — Tagg Romney, the enigmatic Mormon rich kid, was spotted at Club JAM on Saturday night in a ‘Cabaret’ costume, apparently having undergone breast augmentation surgery. Some say his Liza obsession just got the best of him, but sources close to the one-percenter claim “he simply hates losing.”

According to Chad Christiansen, a close friend and political confidant, “Tagg is the ultimate champion. He does everything with an eye toward success. And costume contests are no different.”

When pressed further, Chad said, “It’s not like he’s gay or anything.”

The Bugle has confirmed that ‘the Tagg-man’ plans to have breast reduction surgery before the Romney family picnic, which is scheduled sometime before Thanksgiving.

Taggart’s wife, Jennifer, could not be reached for comment.

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