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GOBBLE: If You’re Going to Kill Me, You Better Deep-Fry My Ass - Beehive Bugle
gobbledy gobble gobble, glibbidy gloop gooble Hello friends, my name is Peter — son of Duane and Karen. An average Broad Breasted Bronze, I eat and goble along until the next chapter of my life opens up to me — which will probably be your oven. How original. Thanks a lot. I bet you have vanilla ice cream too, eh? gogg globbey gobble gob gob Seriously though, you’re going to cook my glorious breasts and thighs–worthy of better treatment–in your oven? You may as well give it to your wife missionary style and then turn on some Andy Griffith. God knows
Peter 'The Turkey' Duanesson