LOS GATOS, CA: Netflix, Inc. publicly released the results of an internal report today, revealing that massive consumption of television programs in short periods of time can help ease twenty-somethings into their eventual state of total societal irrelevancy. It’s called “Binge-watching,” and it is a term that came to prominence this time in summer 2013 alongside the metamucilic dump of 15 episodes of the once-cherished series, Arrested Development. According to the report released today, this form of binge-watching not only consumes the time spent watching the content, but up to 150% more time on top of that either blathering about