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Those Piece of Mother Won The VidAngel Lawsuit, It

The safe-space Hollywood elites won their mother copyright infringement claim after the sons of took VidAngel to court. The -gobbling legal teams from Disney, 20th Century Fox, and Warner Bros. can my throbbing since the ruling enjoins VidAngel from its…

Rep. Chaffetz Secretly Votes For Clinton So He Can Drag On Benghazi Refrain

Primary Kids Aghast After Gary Johnson’s “What Is A LEGO?” Gaffe

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Snotty-nosed Primary-going rapscallions were left aghast after hearing Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson ask “What is a LEGO?” on a recent interview on MSNBC. “It wasn’t even a gotcha question, geeze,” said Brian Schmidt, a uniform-clad proud Webelos Scout. “What…

Bored Mormon Teen Demands Melchizedexit Referendum

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

What started as a simple tweet from Beck Smoot–whose profile suggests he’s a “fan of CoD, BMX, Twizzlers. Oh, and AJ Styles is greater than Harry Styles duh.”–has swept through various Snapchat Stories in teen Mormon circles. Beck’s simple question…

Report: “Binge-watching” Enables Faster Transition Into Irrelevancy

London Temple Visitor’s Center Announces All-Gender Water Closet

Negotiation Breakdown: Deseret News Demands SL Trib Be Printed In Deseret Alphabet

Swig and Sodalicious Lock Horns Over Rights to ‘Sugary Septic Swill’

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

U.S. District Court Judge Dale Kimball granted a request by the soda shop Swig to amend its lawsuit against its carbonated-defecation competitor Sodalicious in the ongoing legal battle over the use of the descriptive phrase “Sugary Septic Swill.” The lawsuit…