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Santa Stockpiling 100 Billion in Gifts, Whistleblower Elf Alleges
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SLC Mayor Biskupski Strikes Deal With Dyson to Clean Up Inversion
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Yes, Climate Change Is Real :( But So Are These Adorable Dogs!

Shitload of Gold up Millcreek Canyon, Says Mining Prospector

Shitload of Gold up Millcreek Canyon, Says Mining Prospector

Dante Exum Expected To Pan Out By 2027

Dante Exum Expected To Pan Out By 2027

Why Doesn’t The Salt Lake Tribune Just Marry Mia Love?

Why Doesn’t The Salt Lake Tribune Just Marry Mia Love?

Governor Herbert Calls Judicial Ruling On Same-Sex Marriage “Really Gay”

Governor Herbert Calls Judicial Ruling On Same-Sex Marriage “Really Gay”

Featured Posts, News, Politics | by Tommy Cox

After the surprising announcement that US District Judge Robert Shelby struck down Utah’s amendment banning same-sex marriage in Utah, Gary Herbert wasted no time airing his and what he says are many other Utahns grievances from the bully pulpit.

Chick-Fil-A Changes Name to Chick-Phil-A to Honor Duck Dynasty Media Martyr

Chick-Fil-A Changes Name to Chick-Phil-A to Honor Duck Dynasty Media Martyr

Politics | by Timothy McFoster

Chicken sandwich empire Chick-Fil-A has announced a major name change to Chick-Phil-A, to honor the now unemployed Duck Dynasty millionaire Phil Robertson, who made comments equating logic with penis placement. “It’s a homonym, but not a homo-nym,” said Chick-Phil-A chief…

Go To Tel: Hip New Lingo Allows LDS Members To Faithfully Condemn Others

Go To Tel: Hip New Lingo Allows LDS Members To Faithfully Condemn Others

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

In a move sure to rock the world of ‘heck’ advocates, the Mormon lexicon has widened to include the phrase, Go to Tel — a tender offer from those fed up to wish the recipient a chance to spend eternity…

Tooele Residents Demand to Change ‘Black Friday’ to ‘White Friday’

Tooele Residents Demand to Change ‘Black Friday’ to ‘White Friday’

Opinion, Politics | by Timothy McFoster

A contingent of vocal Tooele residents expressed a firm desire to change the name of the shopping orgy known as the popularly-designated ‘Black Friday’ to a name they claim is “safer” to them: ‘White Friday.’ “I mean, why do they…

TRENDSPOTTING: Modesty Wings!™ Hit Stores, Increases Worth of Women

TRENDSPOTTING: Modesty Wings!™ Hit Stores, Increases Worth of Women

Featured Posts | by Lexie Duncan

Pleasing Christ is all the rage these days, and young women across the globe are finding it increasingly difficult to find appropriate drapery in which to do so. As exposed shoulders become more acceptable in the World, young sisters in…

American Fork East 17th Ward Offers Hand to ‘Opt-In’ Porn Petition

American Fork East 17th Ward Offers Hand to ‘Opt-In’ Porn Petition

Politics | by Timothy McFoster

American Fork’s East 17th Ward’s excitement erupted on Monday afternoon, as word of an online petition spread like wildfire or scattered seed all over the Face book feeds of the congregation’s members. “I knew I had to take a firm…

Orson Scott Card Builds New Home in Draper, Contains No Closets

Orson Scott Card Builds New Home in Draper, Contains No Closets

News, Politics | by Timothy McFoster

Mormonoclast writer Orson Scott Card built a new home in the foothills of Draper with explicit instructions to his builders to ensure there were no closets whatsoever in the house, no sir, not one. “I mean, why would I want…

Tagg Romney Dresses as Liza Minnelli for Halloween, Spares No Expense on Costume

Tagg Romney Dresses as Liza Minnelli for Halloween, Spares No Expense on Costume

News, Politics | by Ruth R. McConkie

Salt Lake City, Utah — Tagg Romney, the enigmatic Mormon rich kid, was spotted at Club JAM on Saturday night in a ‘Cabaret’ costume, apparently having undergone breast augmentation surgery. Some say his Liza obsession just got the best of…

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