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24 April 2024

Cops

“Justice Is Real—The System Is Finally Working!” Said White People

“Justice Is Real—The System Is Finally Working!” Said White People

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

White people all over Utah rejoiced as white police officer Darren Wilson was not indicted by a mostly white grand jury in Ferguson, Missouri. “I’ve been on edge ever since that white cop defended himself against that unarmed, highly dangerous…

Citing Too Many Fake Swords, Saratoga Springs Mayor Quietly Cancels Annual Medieval Festival

Citing Too Many Fake Swords, Saratoga Springs Mayor Quietly Cancels Annual Medieval Festival

Featured Posts | by Snorri Sturluson

Due to an overabundance of fake swords, cimeters, and other archaic weaponry that might give the city’s Finest a scare, mayor Jim Miller of Saratoga Springs has cancelled this year’s annual Medieval Festival. “My gosh, I mean you have fake…

Self-Congratulatory Bourgeois Refusal to Donate to ALS Association Leads to Ice, Water Shortage in USA

Self-Congratulatory Bourgeois Refusal to Donate to ALS Association Leads to Ice, Water Shortage in USA

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Hordes of cheapskate cowards–many of them rich and/or powerful–have caused a nationwide shortage of ice and water in order to go to any length to avoid giving charity money to the ALS Association. Tycoons, magnates, and regular dumb Americans have…

“Dog Had It Coming:” SLC Cop and Novice Resident Evil Player Finally Exacts Revenge

“Dog Had It Coming:” SLC Cop and Novice Resident Evil Player Finally Exacts Revenge

Featured Posts | by Detlef Goethe Zern

As far as one SLC police officer was concerned, Geist, a local Weinanamer, was a t-virus infected marauding zombie beast that had to be destroyed. “I saw the dog making movement toward me, and I thought, I don’t have dog…