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Swig and Sodalicious Lock Horns Over Rights to ‘Sugary Septic Swill’

U.S. District Court Judge Dale Kimball granted a request by the soda shop Swig to amend its lawsuit against its carbonated-defecation competitor Sodalicious in the ongoing legal battle over the use of the descriptive phrase “Sugary Septic Swill.” The lawsuit…

Obama To SLC: “Sign Up For Insurance, I’ll Be Baptized In Your Golden Cattle Tub”

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In an interesting twist to the challenge issued by the White House to 20 communities across the nation to enroll uninsured citizens in the healthcare marketplace, President Obama made a personalized promise to Salt Lake City. “Uh… look. Now, if…

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Swig and Sodalicious Lock Horns Over Rights to ‘Sugary Septic Swill’

Obama To SLC: “Sign Up For Insurance, I’ll Be Baptized In Your Golden Cattle Tub”

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