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23 April 2024

Ordain Women

Anonymous ‘Prepared’ To Allegedly Seize LDS.org If John Dehlin Is Excommunicated

Anonymous ‘Prepared’ To Allegedly Seize LDS.org If John Dehlin Is Excommunicated

Featured Posts | by Neumark Hofmann

According to information and a video posted online, the decentralized hacktivist collective known as ‘Anonymous’ touts being “prepared to consider [the LDS Church’s various official online outlets] fair game.” The 3-minute video uses a computer-modulated voice to communicate its “Greetings,…

Members of Ordain Women Admitted Into Priesthood Meeting for First Time, Immediately Regret it

Members of Ordain Women Admitted Into Priesthood Meeting for First Time, Immediately Regret it

Featured Posts, News | by Snorri Sturluson

For the first time in the 184 year history of the LDS Church, women were allowed to attend the traditionally male-only priesthood session — and right away just wanted to go home. “It’s a huge victory for feminism and for…

Mormon Church Gives Approval for Medical Masturbation

Mormon Church Gives Approval for Medical Masturbation

Featured Posts, News | by Ripley Wainwright

In an unprecedented move, LDS Church leaders announced during the Saturday morning session of General Conference that they had given their approval to masturbation that serves a legitimate medical need. The policy sea change comes after years of pressure from…

FOUND ART: Utah Arts Festival 2014 Walk-Around Roundup

FOUND ART: Utah Arts Festival 2014 Walk-Around Roundup

Featured Posts | by Russ Stewart

SALT LAKE CITY – The 2014 Utah Arts Festival is underway, and just like every year, we’ll be live-blog-walking the grounds to bring you the best, most inspiring work from Utah artists, craftspersons, and other talented unemployables from all over…

RadioWest’s Doug Fabrizio Did Not Throw Heavy Object Through Wide-paned Window After Interview With LDS Rep Ally Isom

RadioWest’s Doug Fabrizio Did Not Throw Heavy Object Through Wide-paned Window After Interview With LDS Rep Ally Isom

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

RadioWest’s Doug Fabrizio interviewed LDS PR pawn representative Ally Isom on Tuesday and afterward did not throw a heavy object through a wide-paned window. The hour-long segment served as the second part of the program’s conversation on discipline and excommunication…

LDS Church Reportedly “Making It Rain” With Excommunications

LDS Church Reportedly “Making It Rain” With Excommunications

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

Amidst reports that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints sent notices of disciplinary council to local apostate favorites John Dehlin and Kate Kelly, the organization announced Thursday morning that “there are a whole lot more where that came…

Deacon’s Priapic Problems Fuel Desire For Female Ordination

Deacon’s Priapic Problems Fuel Desire For Female Ordination

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

Local holder of the colloquially known “weak-sauce priesthood” Todd Trout thinks ordaining women is a “hecka cool” idea, according to an interview with the lanky 13 year old. When asked why at such a young age he was willing to…

Sandy Woman’s Fears Confirmed as Michelle Obama Spotted Leading Ordain Women Protest at Conference Center

Sandy Woman’s Fears Confirmed as Michelle Obama Spotted Leading Ordain Women Protest at Conference Center

Politics | by Bo Lamplighter

In a surprise show of support, witnesses report Michelle Obama was among Ordain Women agitators rabble-rousing at the Conference Center Saturday evening. The protest, spurned by a fringe element of radical leftists moonlighting as committed mothers, has sent shockwaves through…

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