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West Jordan Man Shoots Down Abortion While Portions of Eggs Chute Down His Throat - Beehive Bugle
WEST JORDAN — Banker Ron Gassoul ordered eggs Friday morning at West Jordan’s Black Bear Diner and immediately ordered up his abortion opinion. “Look, the lazy baby-killer liberals love to talk about abortions like it’s a Tupperware party. Well I’m true blue American, and if I have any say…” he said, before making quick work on two separate types of sausage in his mouth, “…we ought to round ‘em all up, and you know, take care of them.” The banker then stabbed his Chicken Apple Sausage with his fork and finished it off. Gassoul vacuumed down four large bites of
Timothy McFoster