Referring to the Syria situation in expletives, a particularly salty-tongued and adamant Obama told reporters to let him do the worrying over a possible US strike against the Assad regime. “I might order the strike. I also might take a shit,” Obama said, shrugging nonchalantly. “Look, there’s no need to concern yourself with it; I’ll squash this noise.” As questions kept coming, President Obama lit up a cigarette. “Relax,” Obama said. “I’ve got this. Don’t worry your pretty little heads about it. What do you care anyway? Most of you probably didn’t even know about Syria until now.” While