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Court: Miss Riverton Way Too Pretty to be Accountable for Actions - Beehive Bugle
Echoing dismayed cries and internet comments around the state, the courts have ruled that Kendra Gill is just a silly girl and therefore cannot be held accountable for endangering the lives and limbs of others when she threw bottle bombs out of a moving vehicle. Gill, who was recently chosen to represent her city as Miss Riverton, is not seen as enough of a representative or indeed an adult, to be reasonable enough to not choose to endanger the lives of her own Riverton people by teaming up with three others to throw homemade bombs at them. “Obviously, she is
Meriwether Clark