In a move of unparalleled wankdom, scented herb distributor Guvurn Mint has been shutdown. Sources say specialized interest groups spearheaded the endeavor, most particularly the firebranded Cinnamon Tea Maketriots, led by Spokesperson John Flassid and newcomer Mike Leaf. “I know they were worried their diminishing popularity would lead them to a quick footnote in history, but why go kamikaz-tea on everyone?” said Tommy Nodoh. “So I am supposed to celebrate their cinnamon shenanigans and not get paid when I have bills to pay and children to feed? What kind of selfish, privileged world do these dickfors live in?” Guvurn Mint