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Utah Servers Dismayed that Priesthood Television Broadcast May Ruin Lucrative & Fun Prospects for Twice Annual Ladies’ Night - Beehive Bugle
Twice every year, all Utah servers look forward to a special Saturday night when all of the men pile into local chapels to be scolded about pornography addiction. “I’ve just always loved the herds of women coming in with no men, throwing caution to the wind,” said Salt Lake City Bucca di Beppo server Tim Larsen. “They are always such a hoot. They get all hopped up on diet soda and order a bunch of salads. And at the end, they are always generous enough to tip at least 8-10%.” Tim’s wistful look seemed to melt away. “But I think this whole
G. Samuel Pitts