Inviting Utah’s representatives over to his home for a ‘special business opportunity’, Gov. Gary Herbert unveiled a plan for revamping the caucus system and resolving the fight between the Count Your Vote Movement and those who want no change. Calling it a compromise of sorts, Gov. Herbert proceeded to open up the minds of those in attendance to a new world of possibility and wealth untold. “We need a Utah solution, one that’s as sharp and effective as this Cutco serrated knife with thermo-resin handle,” Herbert said, brandishing the piece of flatware. “One that will slice just as seamlessly and