BRIEF: Eleven Blue-Bandana-Clad Men Demand Money Back After Leaving Downtown SLC’s The Leonardo Museum
Correspondents and witnesses tried to talk to the departed, but couldn’t get a word in before the cold-blooded strangers disappeared into the street.
Bystanders claim the disgruntled zeroes in a sad-shell sauntered off with what are hoped to be plastic, sheathed shinobigatanas draped haphazardly off woeful shoulders.