Snotty-nosed Primary-going rapscallions were left aghast after hearing Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson ask “What is a LEGO?” on a recent interview on MSNBC. “It wasn’t even a gotcha question, geeze,” said Brian Schmidt, a uniform-clad proud Webelos Scout. “What a freaking moron. Hasn’t he stepped on one at least once? Heck, I’ve even swallowed a brick or two myself. Everyone in Primary–except that weird Connor kid–thinks Gary Johnson is a doofus with a capital D.” Johnson later explained in a statement that he “was thinking about an acronym, not what Brand Finance called ‘the world’s most powerful brand.’”