By Pres. Russell M. Nelson

My bad, my beloved brothers and sisters. I know I said not to call us Mormons, but what I meant was not to call us morons. Slip of the tongue. It’d be moronic to jettison a name we’ve poured millions of dollars and countless hours of PR into. I’m just so used to the effective, efficient word Mormon. My mind was just disjointed for a bit like a tottering tire on a Model T. I hope that you understand, and pray that you’ll forgive me, even the president of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.