The Salt Lake Tribune became a heart-fluttering salivating mess in what can only be described as You Might As Well Propose To Her, You Silly Goose after the SLTrib endorsed two-term incumbent Rep. Mia Love’s reelection candidacy for Congress. Sources said that ‘cupid’ still rhymes with ‘stupid.’

The Salt Lake Tribune went undercover on Operation Mia’s Grand in an attempt to ensure Ben McAdams would have no way to ever enter the House.

Who needs to put any feet to the fire when you can just jump in the flames instead?

Rep. Mia Love and The Salt Lake Tribune are said to be registered at National Rifle Association and Target.