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Hip Company Rents Star Wars Theater For Employees They’ll Lay Off In a Few Months - Beehive Bugle
Employees of ultra-hip HeavIn arrived in droves to the midday showing of Star Wars courtesy of the quirky upstart which will deliver fateful news of termination to all a few months from now. “I love working here! From the five Lord of the Rings-themed ping-pong tables to the self-serve Lucky Charms marshmallow-only machine in the breakroom, HeavIn is a dream! And they’ve rented out an entire theater for freaking Star Wars! Thanks, HeavIn!” said Danney Mouslin, whose two-year employment at the darling marketing/lifestyle company will cease a mere five paychecks hence. “All-you-can-eat popcorn and a costume contest, what is this,
Timothy McFoster