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Bo Lamplighter

Journalist, survivalist, frontiersman.

White Men Finally Receive Representation in Mormon Church

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In a daring move, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced today a radical organizational shift that will ensure successful white, male members over the age of 40 finally gain proper representation. The organization, long known for its…

BREAKING: Primary Child Facing Excommunication for Looking Out Window, Doubting Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree

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Kelsey Olsen, a CTR in the Payson 10th Ward, is not getting such a nice surprise this spring. A church court is popping right before her eyes. Olsen is being threatened with excommunication on allegations of apostasy for “openly, repeatedly…

Sandy Woman’s Fears Confirmed as Michelle Obama Spotted Leading Ordain Women Protest at Conference Center

Politics | by Bo Lamplighter

In a surprise show of support, witnesses report Michelle Obama was among Ordain Women agitators rabble-rousing at the Conference Center Saturday evening. The protest, spurned by a fringe element of radical leftists moonlighting as committed mothers, has sent shockwaves through…

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Bo Lamplighter

White Men Finally Receive Representation in Mormon Church

BREAKING: Primary Child Facing Excommunication for Looking Out Window, Doubting Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree

Sandy Woman’s Fears Confirmed as Michelle Obama Spotted Leading Ordain Women Protest at Conference Center

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