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Monston Chalmers

Monson Eschews Prophetic Duties To Cheer On Apostate Facebook Drama

LDS Church Pres. Thomas S. Monson has decreased his day-to-day involvement in leadership meetings of the 16-million member church, and while many speculate this is a result of his advancing age, some church insiders point to the 89-year-old’s new passion…

Thousands Of Cosplaying Pioneer Trekkies Descend On Salt Lake For #GenCon2015

Featured Posts | by Monston Chalmers

Just outside of Park City, Utah, a wagon train made up of hundreds of young pioneer reenactors, livestock, and various conveyances plod along the side of Interstate-15. Towards the front of the party, Jake Jensen—a sunburned 16-year-old from Pleasant Grove—sets…

Not To Be Outdone By UVU, BYU Steps Up Its Stair Game

Featured Posts, News | by Monston Chalmers

Draper Mayor Mandates Citywide Trampoline Ownership

News | by Monston Chalmers

One Utah mayor is looking to get a “jump” on other cities in the Beehive State. Mayor Troy K. Walker of Draper announced a proposal at last night’s Draper City council meeting that would mandate citywide trampoline ownership. “Backyard trampolines…

Corpse of Joseph Smith Attempts to Destroy LDS.org For Revealing His Spiritual Wifery

Church History | by Monston Chalmers

For Church Office Building security officer Jed Jeppesen, this will be one All Hallows’ Eve he will never forget. “Halloween has never really been a big deal around here,” said a visibly shaken Jeppesen. “Nobody dresses up, there ain’t no…

Members Encouraged to Seek Out Positive Reviews of ‘Meet The Mormons’

Featured Posts, News | by Monston Chalmers

Elder Packer to address LDS General Conference in his native Klingon

Featured Posts | by Monston Chalmers

What started as a thinly veiled public relations stunt to make the Mormon church appear more welcoming has taken a turn for the intergalactic, and has given many LDS Star Trek fans some hope to cling on to. As was…

LDS Church and Costco Buy Back Historic Ohio Temple

Featured Posts | by Monston Chalmers

At a joint press conference held this morning representatives from Costco and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced that the two organizations have finalized the purchase of the Kirtland Temple from the Community of Christ. The building, which was the…