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Monston Chalmers

City Creek Center to Open Diet Coke Factory Store, CrossFit Gym

Utah Jazz Get Back to Basics; Draft Biggest Damn Lerp They Can Find

Featured Posts, Sports | by Monston Chalmers

With Thursday’s NBA Draft approaching, anxious Utah Jazz fans waiting to see how head coach Quin Snyder will rebuild the once-great franchise finally have some answers. “This past season’s performance has put us in a position to really get back…

Rainbow Gathering Seizes Control of Heber Creeper

Orem Bartender Really Not Looking Forward To RM Crowd During World Cup

Featured Posts, Sports | by Monston Chalmers

Four years ago Chad Worthington was working behind the bar at the Iggy’s Sports Grill in Orem when World Cup fever hit Utah Valley. “Let me tell you, that was a rough couple of weeks,” said Worthington, now an assistant manager…

Investigation Reveals Shurtleff and Swallow Ran Shoulder Porn Ring

News | by Monston Chalmers

In a press conference yesterday afternoon officials investigating the activities of Mark Shurtleff and John Swallow revealed that the former Attorneys General for Utah were collecting and disseminating pictures of high school girls with bare shoulders. “Our initial investigation focused…

City Creek Center to Open Disco-themed Dance Club Called Quorum of the ‘70s

New West Valley Police Chief: We Will Try to Stop Shooting Unarmed Innocents

Featured Posts, News, Politics | by Monston Chalmers

WEST VALLEY CITY, UT — Newly appointed Police Chief Lee Russo gave his first press conference last night and made it clear that a new day is dawning for the beleaguered West Valley City Police Department. “I have a vision…