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Snorri Sturluson

"I love poetry and lore. I dabble in law and politics, but mostly for the stories."

Members of Ordain Women Admitted Into Priesthood Meeting for First Time, Immediately Regret it

Members of Ordain Women Admitted Into Priesthood Meeting for First Time, Immediately Regret it

Featured Posts, News | by Snorri Sturluson

For the first time in the 184 year history of the LDS Church, women were allowed to attend the traditionally male-only priesthood session — and right away just wanted to go home. “It’s a huge victory for feminism and for…

Citing Too Many Fake Swords, Saratoga Springs Mayor Quietly Cancels Annual Medieval Festival

Citing Too Many Fake Swords, Saratoga Springs Mayor Quietly Cancels Annual Medieval Festival

Featured Posts | by Snorri Sturluson

Due to an overabundance of fake swords, cimeters, and other archaic weaponry that might give the city’s Finest a scare, mayor Jim Miller of Saratoga Springs has cancelled this year’s annual Medieval Festival. “My gosh, I mean you have fake…

Too Many Food Safety Regulations, Says Recently Poisoned Woman Served an Entire Glass of Clorox

Too Many Food Safety Regulations, Says Recently Poisoned Woman Served an Entire Glass of Clorox

Featured Posts | by Snorri Sturluson

Continuing in a string of incidents of lax adherence to food safety regulation, Draper resident Ashleighlynn Allred was mistakenly served an entire glass of Clorox instead of Sprite at local restaurant “Thad’s Guns, Ammo and BBQ.” Instead of playing the…

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