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SLC Mayor Biskupski Strikes Deal With Dyson to Clean Up Inversion

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In an unprecedented collaboration between private enterprise and Salt Lake City, Mayor Jackie Biskupski and British inventor James Dyson–the two wearing medical masks both for flourish and out of necessity–cut the ribbon on a bold plan to end the inversion…

Yes, Climate Change Is Real :( But So Are These Adorable Dogs!

Featured Posts | by Tommy Cox

Climate change getting you down? Then check out these adorable dogs, who are sure to warm your heart as much as the climate:

Shitload of Gold up Millcreek Canyon, Says Mining Prospector

Utah Lawmakers Propose Every Teacher Be Chuck Norris To Prevent School Shootings

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STATE CAPITOL — In the wake of the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting in Parkland, Florida where a disturbed gunman killed 17 victims, the debate over guns has once again reignited in a nation afflicted with frequent mass shootings. Amidst…

“Mr. Herbert, Tear Down This Curtain!” Proclaims An Emboldened Senator Dabakis

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In front of the familiar frosty glass that surrounds and sequesters the view of any strong drinks from the eyes of the innocent, Senator Jim Dabakis delivered an impassioned demand to our Governor: “Mr. Herbert, tear down this curtain!” As…

Rep. Chaffetz Secretly Votes For Clinton So He Can Drag On Benghazi Refrain

Featured Posts | by Tommy Cox

Inside sources said Rep. Jason Chaffetz, the small-handed vociferous gadfly to Sec. Clinton, secretly plans to vote for the woman who he has publicly lashed with a $6.5 million empty investigation; the unabashed Benghazi-drummer Congressman who lists his personal Gmail…

Lead-Enthusiast Sen. Mike Lee Pushes Re-Lead-ing of Gasoline

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Sen. Mike Lee, popularly known for shutting down the Federal government and being one of Sen. Ted Cruz’s few friends, has again chosen obstructionist ways as the only senator to block federal aid to the city of Flint, Michigan to…

Annoying Peacemaker Ruins Good Argument

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OGDEN — A resident Ghandi has once again ruined a spirited debate during an evening among friends this past week. Reports are saying this is not the first time the peacemonger has spread his message of reason to bring an…