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MIRACLE! Savior Gulls Intervene in BYU-Michigan Game

MIRACLE! Savior Gulls Intervene in BYU-Michigan Game

Featured Posts | by Detlef Goethe Zern

After a hapless, scoreless showing in the lopsided 31-0 loss–and nary a Mangum miracle–at least another miracle familiar to the faithful (but shocking to Ann Arbor fans), was able to hit the field. Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh’s clearly urine-soaked khakis…

Mormons Not Sure Whether Or Not They Still Have To Repent

Mormons Not Sure Whether Or Not They Still Have To Repent

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

SALT LAKE CITY — Elder Richard G. Scott, 86, of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints died Tuesday Sept. 22 from causes incident to age, while surrounded by his family at his home in Salt…

Nice Try, Atheists, BYU Won With A Hail Mary! Good Job, Jesus!

Nice Try, Atheists, BYU Won With A Hail Mary! Good Job, Jesus!

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Brow-beaten God-denialists are flustered after a glimmer of Heaven shone down in Lincoln, Nebraska as the Lord’s Team won after Tanner Mangum’s last-second, game-winning Hail Mary pass fell into Mitch Mathews’ hands via divine intervention. BYU won 33-28—despite the groveling…

LDS Church Stays With BSA, Renounces Other Potentially ‘Gay Stuff’ Instead

LDS Church Stays With BSA, Renounces Other Potentially ‘Gay Stuff’ Instead

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

In a move that had many conservative LDS Utahns shaking their heads at the apparent lack of conviction of the Mormon hierarchy to “stand up to Big Gay [scouts],” the Church confirmed that it would remain affiliated with the BSA.…

LDS Church Releases Photo of Whiskey Tumbler Used By Brigham Young For Spiritual Guidance

LDS Church Releases Photo of Whiskey Tumbler Used By Brigham Young For Spiritual Guidance

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

In a move to further efforts at greater historical transparency, LDS leaders announced Monday morning that the public would finally have a long-awaited first glimpse at Brigham Young’s own whiskey tumbler. Rumored to be hewn from the wood of the…

Gary R. Herbert Unanimously Confirmed As Prophet, Seer And Governor

Gary R. Herbert Unanimously Confirmed As Prophet, Seer And Governor

Featured Posts | by Snorri Sturluson

His Seership—the divinely inspired gubernatorial voice of holiness, Gary Richard Herbert—was formerly sworn in as prophet, seer, and governor, with all members manifesting their approval. “All in favor please manifest it by the uplifted hand; all opposed please manifest it,”…

LDS Conference Center Prepares For One-Off Sabbath-Day Book of Mormon Musical Performance

LDS Conference Center Prepares For One-Off Sabbath-Day Book of Mormon Musical Performance

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

In a par-for-the-financial-course move, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has approved a one-off Sabbath-Day performance for the Tony-award-winning play, The Book of Mormon Musical in one of the largest theater-style auditoriums in the world, the Conference Center.…

#NotAllDentists Hashtag Floods Social Media In Aftermath of Cecil the Lion’s Death

#NotAllDentists Hashtag Floods Social Media In Aftermath of Cecil the Lion’s Death

Featured Posts | by Tommy Cox

Last week, dentist Walter Palmer—who placed his crosshairs on a beloved lion, Cecil—found himself in the crosshairs of worldwide social media rage for his slaying of one of nature’s most majestic creatures. All the attention on him, and the frequent…

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