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Orem Junior Loves to Read[words clumped together by Stephenie Meyer]

Featured Posts, News | by Timothy McFoster

Orem High School Junior Rachellyn Workman loves to read [words clumped together by Stephenie Meyer], reports hall monitor Jed Ai. “I just love the way books[words clumped together by Stephenie Meyer] can[like, um], tell the most perfect story ever. [Ibid.]…

Fourteen-Year Old Sandy Teen Sues Febreeze Because Mother Could Smell Weed

News | by Tommy Cox

It was a bad trip for Sandy teen Malcolm Williamson last Friday night. “My mom came into my room, wrinkled her nose, looked at me and I knew I was in trouble,” Williamson says. Williamson had been doing what many…

LDS Church Releases Cooler Book of Mormon to Recapture Dwindling Youth

On-call Ear Doctors Rushed To Clinics As Nineveh Dinha’s Engagement Breaks Hearts At Unparalleled Rate

News | by Timothy McFoster

Otolaryngologists are scrambling after what authorities are calling “a sound like a distinct pulse, but of glass shattering,” inflicted upon many Salt Lake City residents on an otherwise normal Wednesday. The Ear, Nose, and Throat Center(ENT) has deployed all specialists…

Arches National Marketing: Ultimate advertising opportunity

Featured Posts, News | by Timothy McFoster

Arches National Park became the first of America’s treasured landscape regions to capitalize on former President Bush’s lame duck loosening of environmental safeguards; auctions are planned to allow advertisers access to the red-rocked tourist destination. Delicate Arch — the longstanding symbol…