Politics

Mitt Running ’16: Romney Officially Announces He Will Run… A Marathon!

Featured Posts, Latest News, News, Politics | by Timothy McFoster

TERRIFIC: A resounding “heck yeah!” echoed down the Wasatch Front as speculation of Mitt Romney’s decision to run became reality. “I knew that Mitt would do exactly this,” said longtime friend Kem Gardner, a real estate developer who helped bring…

Sandy Woman’s Fears Confirmed as Michelle Obama Spotted Leading Ordain Women Protest at Conference Center

Politics | by Bo Lamplighter

In a surprise show of support, witnesses report Michelle Obama was among Ordain Women agitators rabble-rousing at the Conference Center Saturday evening. The protest, spurned by a fringe element of radical leftists moonlighting as committed mothers, has sent shockwaves through…

Arizona Gov. Seeks to Change State Fish to ‘Something Less Symbolically Tolerant’

Featured Posts, Politics | by Burt Thurman

PHOENIX, AZ – Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer is calling on taxpayers to foot a 1.5 million dollar bill, which would change the state fish from the Apache trout to “something less symbolically tolerant of brown people.” This morning, the Governor’s…

Governor Herbert Calls Judicial Ruling On Same-Sex Marriage “Really Gay”

Featured Posts, News, Politics | by Tommy Cox

After the surprising announcement that US District Judge Robert Shelby struck down Utah’s amendment banning same-sex marriage in Utah, Gary Herbert wasted no time airing his and what he says are many other Utahns grievances from the bully pulpit.

Chick-Fil-A Changes Name to Chick-Phil-A to Honor Duck Dynasty Media Martyr

Politics | by Timothy McFoster

Chicken sandwich empire Chick-Fil-A has announced a major name change to Chick-Phil-A, to honor the now unemployed Duck Dynasty millionaire Phil Robertson, who made comments equating logic with penis placement. “It’s a homonym, but not a homo-nym,” said Chick-Phil-A chief…