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Mitt Romney Once Again Satiates His Lose-To-Black-Man Kink

Well gee-willickers, it appears that Mitt Romney, grandfather of two dozen, has, my gosh, decided to publicly satiate his unbridled longing to lose to a black man once again. Romney, who has repeatedly tried to introduce Ann to The Mailman…

BREAKING: LDS Church Prepares To Baptize Dead Grass From LA Temple Lawn

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

LOST ANGELES: After the dire state of the Los Angeles LDS Temple’s lawn was widely reported as having died, local congregants and lawn maintenance volunteers released a statement to assuage its faithful tourists and cousin-of-the-wedded photographers: the church is making…

LDS Church Announces Temple Will Finally Be Built In Valley of 10,000 Temples

Featured Posts, Latest News, News | by Kristian Pylgrim

BURMA— Crowning the nation’s recent strides in faith and socioeconomic development, leaders of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints recently—and finally—announced plans for a new temple to be built in The Valley of 10,000 Temples in The Republic…

“Keep BYU Peculiar” T-Shirt Sales Skyrocket In Response to Honor Code Protests

Featured Posts, Latest News | by Tommy Cox

In response to recent attempts to make Brigham Young University more accommodating to students whose views on the Mormon religion change during college, a counter-protest has emerged under the banner ‘Keep BYU Peculiar’—an effort to keep the Lord’s University just the…