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Yes, Climate Change Is Real :( But So Are These Adorable Dogs!

Shitload of Gold up Millcreek Canyon, Says Mining Prospector

Shitload of Gold up Millcreek Canyon, Says Mining Prospector

Dante Exum Expected To Pan Out By 2027

Dante Exum Expected To Pan Out By 2027

Why Doesn’t The Salt Lake Tribune Just Marry Mia Love?

Why Doesn’t The Salt Lake Tribune Just Marry Mia Love?

LDS Church Reportedly “Making It Rain” With Excommunications

LDS Church Reportedly “Making It Rain” With Excommunications

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

Amidst reports that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints sent notices of disciplinary council to local apostate favorites John Dehlin and Kate Kelly, the organization announced Thursday morning that “there are a whole lot more where that came…

Orem Bartender Really Not Looking Forward To RM Crowd During World Cup

Orem Bartender Really Not Looking Forward To RM Crowd During World Cup

Featured Posts, Sports | by Monston Chalmers

Four years ago Chad Worthington was working behind the bar at the Iggy’s Sports Grill in Orem when World Cup fever hit Utah Valley. “Let me tell you, that was a rough couple of weeks,” said Worthington, now an assistant manager…

BEHOLD, Life’s Compass: Your Weekly HOROSCOPE; June 11-June 17

BEHOLD, Life’s Compass: Your Weekly HOROSCOPE; June 11-June 17

Featured Posts | by Sophie Hales & Faye Moira

ARIES (March 21st – April 19th) Aries, present an empty Coca-Cola can at the Lagoon amusement park before twelve noon and receive a two-for-one single day pass ($47.95 + tax). One can is valid for up to six people. Offer…

Investigation Reveals Shurtleff and Swallow Ran Shoulder Porn Ring

Investigation Reveals Shurtleff and Swallow Ran Shoulder Porn Ring

News | by Monston Chalmers

In a press conference yesterday afternoon officials investigating the activities of Mark Shurtleff and John Swallow revealed that the former Attorneys General for Utah were collecting and disseminating pictures of high school girls with bare shoulders. “Our initial investigation focused…

Local Boy Finds Shocking Items at DI, Mother Takes Action

Local Boy Finds Shocking Items at DI, Mother Takes Action

Featured Posts | by Olivia Silverspoke

Respectable Sugar House youth, Timmy Ross, came home Tuesday afternoon from the 2100 S. Deseret Industries with a bag full of what his mother calls, “Devil-worshipping garbage”, including a 1997 issue of Victoria’s Secret and cake pans with penis-shaped molds.…

From Oktoberfest to Uchtdorffest: DABC Commission Ruling Inspires Petition To Rebrand

From Oktoberfest to Uchtdorffest: DABC Commission Ruling Inspires Petition To Rebrand

Featured Posts | by Janet Doppelmeyer

A local teetotaler believes that renaming the Oktoberfest beer-centric festival Uchtdorffest is the perfect prohibition inspiration that can keep the event rootbeer afloat. “After I heard the report on KSL about local festivals losing the ability to serve liquor, I…

43-Year-Old Saratoga Springs Mother Of Six Admits To Never Having An Orgasm

43-Year-Old Saratoga Springs Mother Of Six Admits To Never Having An Orgasm

Featured Posts | by Ruth R. McConkie

Kathy Jensen, Utah native and Saratoga Springs Mother of the Year nominee, broke down on stage last night at the Mother of the Year Awards, declaring that she’s “never had an orgasm.” She then pointed to the woman next to…

HIGH, ON THE MOUNTAINTOP: The Sweet and Sour Spirit

HIGH, ON THE MOUNTAINTOP: The Sweet and Sour Spirit

Featured Posts | by W.W. Felch

Hey folks, it’s your friendly neighborhood Felch here with this week’s crop report for the Wasatch Front. My guy came through this week with some fine, yea even exceedingly fine, Sour Diesel. You may have heard of the stuff; a…

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