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December 25, 2019

Santa Stockpiling 100 Billion in Gifts, Whistleblower Elf Alleges
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SLC Mayor Biskupski Strikes Deal With Dyson to Clean Up Inversion
December 3, 2019

Yes, Climate Change Is Real :( But So Are These Adorable Dogs!

Shitload of Gold up Millcreek Canyon, Says Mining Prospector

Shitload of Gold up Millcreek Canyon, Says Mining Prospector

Dante Exum Expected To Pan Out By 2027

Dante Exum Expected To Pan Out By 2027

Why Doesn’t The Salt Lake Tribune Just Marry Mia Love?

Why Doesn’t The Salt Lake Tribune Just Marry Mia Love?

Wasatch High Yearbook Edits Not Quite As Chic As Modesty Wings!™

Wasatch High Yearbook Edits Not Quite As Chic As Modesty Wings!™

Featured Posts | by Lexie Duncan

A few months ago, The Bugle caught up with the latest in trends when we spoke with the creators of Modesty Wings!™. Local and National media outlets are now awash with news that the administrators over at Wasatch High (go…

Deacon’s Priapic Problems Fuel Desire For Female Ordination

Deacon’s Priapic Problems Fuel Desire For Female Ordination

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

Local holder of the colloquially known “weak-sauce priesthood” Todd Trout thinks ordaining women is a “hecka cool” idea, according to an interview with the lanky 13 year old. When asked why at such a young age he was willing to…

Zion Curtains Decorated by Bountiful Hills 14th Ward Relief Society

Zion Curtains Decorated by Bountiful Hills 14th Ward Relief Society

Featured Posts | by Meriwether Clark

With wafts of hairspray aloft and gossip to boot, dozens of women from the Bountiful Hills 14th Ward this afternoon busily embroidered in an effort to make the Zion Curtains more Pinteresting. The lovably named Zion Curtain refers to the barriers…

ASSISTED: LDS Church Agrees To Rename Temple After John Stockton If He Agrees To Coach Jazz

ASSISTED: LDS Church Agrees To Rename Temple After John Stockton If He Agrees To Coach Jazz

Sports | by Timothy McFoster

Jazz owner Greg Miller jubilantly announced that the LDS Church agreed to rename the uniquely historic Salt Lake Temple after Utah’s Hall of Fame point guard John Stockton if he agrees to coach the Jazz. This news would be a…

Stop Pretending I Don’t Exist You Ungrateful Assholes!

Stop Pretending I Don’t Exist You Ungrateful Assholes!

Featured Posts, News | by The Great Salt Lake

Hey you bastards I see you! Just driving past me as if I’m not here, as if I don’t exist. Well, here I am asshats, and I want you to acknowledge me. Did people just suddenly forget that Utah named…

Is The Apostolic Selfy (sic) Proof That Good, Clean Fun Can Be Had On Twitter?

Is The Apostolic Selfy (sic) Proof That Good, Clean Fun Can Be Had On Twitter?

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

And it came to post. To the delight of The Deseret News and faithful members of the #LDS church, Twitter accounts have been set up for each of the faith’s Twelve Apostles. The mostly octo- and septuagenarian leaders reportedly are going…

Stephen Hawking Warns That AI Will Breed A New Mechanoid Genghis Khan

Stephen Hawking Warns That AI Will Breed A New Mechanoid Genghis Khan

Featured Posts | by Delvin Henry

Theoretical physicist and cosmologist Stephen Hawking has issued a firm warning about a looming threat that he believes will become a reality in the wake of artificial intelligence. “Artificial intelligence opens a can of existential worms,” the renowned physicist said.…

Insecure Spotify User Goes Into Private Session Before Listening to Matchbox Twenty Song

Insecure Spotify User Goes Into Private Session Before Listening to Matchbox Twenty Song

Featured Posts, News | by Ripley Wainwright

Bradley Taylor, a reportedly insecure little bitch, recently switched to “private session” in Spotify before listening to “Push,” the 1996 Matchbox Twenty hit. Taylor, known for projecting all of his self-conscious and judgmental attitudes about music onto his Spotify…

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