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December 25, 2019

Santa Stockpiling 100 Billion in Gifts, Whistleblower Elf Alleges
December 6, 2019

SLC Mayor Biskupski Strikes Deal With Dyson to Clean Up Inversion
December 3, 2019

Yes, Climate Change Is Real :( But So Are These Adorable Dogs!

Shitload of Gold up Millcreek Canyon, Says Mining Prospector

Shitload of Gold up Millcreek Canyon, Says Mining Prospector

Dante Exum Expected To Pan Out By 2027

Dante Exum Expected To Pan Out By 2027

Why Doesn’t The Salt Lake Tribune Just Marry Mia Love?

Why Doesn’t The Salt Lake Tribune Just Marry Mia Love?

AWKWARD!: Satan, Prince of Darkness, Shows Up to 184th Annual General Conference

AWKWARD!: Satan, Prince of Darkness, Shows Up to 184th Annual General Conference

Featured Posts, News | by Tommy Cox

AWKWARD! – By many accounts today, Satan, the Son of the Morning, is not just the notorious Ruler of Hell: He’s also a party crasher. A suited Satan sauntered into the conference center to hear the words of the prophet, apostles…

Five Best Post-Holi-Color-Fest “Missed Connections”

Five Best Post-Holi-Color-Fest “Missed Connections”

Featured Posts | by Branson Bybee

SPANISH FORK – Each year, the Holi Festival of Colors raises tens of thousands of dollars for the Sri Sri Radha Krishna Hindu temple to resupply for the ongoing battle against Mormon Jesus for dominance in southern Utah County. And…

“Got ya!”: Prankster Putin Withdraws Troops From Crimea

“Got ya!”: Prankster Putin Withdraws Troops From Crimea

Featured Posts, News | by Tommy Cox

Claiming he was just ‘Putin one over us,’ the Kremlin announced today that Russian troops will begin withdrawing from Crimea, since the elaborate April Fools joke has run its course. “Our leader has a great sense of humor, and so…

Erstwhile Entrepreneur Superdell Schanze Orders a Carryout Pepperoni Pizza

Erstwhile Entrepreneur Superdell Schanze Orders a Carryout Pepperoni Pizza

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Superdell Schanze ordered and picked up a Big Daddy’s pizza in downtown SLC on Tuesday afternoon. The erstwhile entrepreneur briefly glanced at the menu and said “14’’ pepperoni, please, with packets of parmesan if that’d be okay.” He paid with…

FED UP: Priesthood Brethren To Protest Gender Inequality at General Women’s Meeting

FED UP: Priesthood Brethren To Protest Gender Inequality at General Women’s Meeting

Featured Posts | by Lexie Duncan

FED UP: Some vocal LDS men claim they’re fed up with gender inequality within the church, so they’ve gathered in secret with plans of an “awareness rising” demonstration near the Conference Center before the General Women’s Meeting. The Bugle spoke…

Ordain Willem Movement Picks Up Steam

Ordain Willem Movement Picks Up Steam

Featured Posts | by Ripley Wainwright

In response to decades of marginalizing the voice of Willem Dafoe within the Mormon church hierarchy, a new grassroots movement, calling itself Ordain Willem, has gathered momentum prior to the Church’s semi-annual general conference. “For too long, the concerns of…

BRIEF: Eleven Blue-Bandana-Clad Men Demand Money Back After Leaving Downtown SLC’s The Leonardo Museum

BRIEF: Eleven Blue-Bandana-Clad Men Demand Money Back After Leaving Downtown SLC’s The Leonardo Museum

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

BRIEF: Eleven Blue-Bandana-Clad Men Demand Money Back After Leaving Downtown SLC’s The Leonardo Museum Correspondents and witnesses tried to talk to the departed, but couldn’t get a word in before the cold-blooded strangers disappeared into the street. Bystanders claim the…

Neon Trees’ Music Comes Out As Gay

Neon Trees’ Music Comes Out As Gay

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Neon Trees, the catchy Provo, Utah-based sunny-bubblegum-neuesynth-Provonic-snowwave-frothgrind-acidwash-#tbt-nü-80s-Mormcore-aggrosynth-nonméringue-ghettosurf-pleatherboas-sadcore-techstep-etherealwave-laptronica-provopush-ziphop-maltrock quartet, revealed that their music is gay in the new issue of Rolling Stone (on stands Friday, March 28th). “I’ve always felt like our band is an open book, and yet obviously we…

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