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December 25, 2019

Santa Stockpiling 100 Billion in Gifts, Whistleblower Elf Alleges
December 6, 2019

SLC Mayor Biskupski Strikes Deal With Dyson to Clean Up Inversion
December 3, 2019

Yes, Climate Change Is Real :( But So Are These Adorable Dogs!

Shitload of Gold up Millcreek Canyon, Says Mining Prospector

Shitload of Gold up Millcreek Canyon, Says Mining Prospector

Dante Exum Expected To Pan Out By 2027

Dante Exum Expected To Pan Out By 2027

Why Doesn’t The Salt Lake Tribune Just Marry Mia Love?

Why Doesn’t The Salt Lake Tribune Just Marry Mia Love?

Studio C Writer’s Daring New Skit Indirectly Mentions Homosexuality

Studio C Writer’s Daring New Skit Indirectly Mentions Homosexuality

Featured Posts | by Randy Reisgraf

The overly polite Mormon skit comedy show Studio C ruffles few feathers and plucks none, but one staff writer seems to enjoy brushing up against the limits from time to time. “It’s not like I want to push my agenda…

Pres. Nelson: “Apostate David Bowie Headed To The Telestial Kingdom”

Pres. Nelson: “Apostate David Bowie Headed To The Telestial Kingdom”

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints clarified its stance and will make no changes with regard to the late David Bowie, that he would henceforth be labeled an “apostate” and would not be baptized after his death. Pres.…

Mormon Extremists Declare Deseret Caliphate In Oregon

Mormon Extremists Declare Deseret Caliphate In Oregon

Featured Posts | by Snorri Sturluson

Utah natives and Mormon extremists Ammon and Ryan Bundy seized control of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge visitor’s center on Saturday and wasted no time declaring the building as headquarters of a new Deseret Caliphate. “We’re here to stay,” said…

2015 – The Full Rear View

2015 – The Full Rear View

It's the end of 2015, and the bugle boys are back to tell you how it all went down.

Local Cat Disgusted by Holiday Consumerism

Local Cat Disgusted by Holiday Consumerism

Featured Posts | by JerLin Day

After a long year of listening to humans discuss minimalism and whether their objects bring them “joy,” a Salt Lake City cat says he’s appalled by the absolute chaos that reigned at his home on Christmas day. Steve, who would…

In His Words: SUPERDELL On The War On Christmas

In His Words: SUPERDELL On The War On Christmas

Featured Posts | by SUPERDELL Schanze

To all those who don’t think they are Christian, just think for a second about what year it is. Why does the entire world track time by the sign given at the birth of Christ? If it didn’t happen, then…

Darth Vader, Who Is Dead, Baptized

Darth Vader, Who Is Dead, Baptized

Featured Posts | by Snorri Sturluson

In a solemn ceremony performed at the Salt Lake City Temple on Monday, 12-year-old Kyle Whiteler was baptized by proxy for and on behalf of Anakin Skywalker, who is dead. “I feel good knowing that whatever sins he committed during…

Area Child Devastated To Find Out Santa Not Real, Like God

Area Child Devastated To Find Out Santa Not Real, Like God

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

After losing faith in God nearly a year ago, it was only a matter of time before eight-year-old Timmy Conklin figured out the truth about Santa. “I think I’ve been walking around willfully blind for a while now,” the devastated…

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