Brigham Young

LDS Church Releases Photo of Whiskey Tumbler Used By Brigham Young For Spiritual Guidance

In a move to further efforts at greater historical transparency, LDS leaders announced Monday morning that the public would finally have a long-awaited first glimpse at Brigham Young’s own whiskey tumbler. Rumored to be hewn from the wood of the…

Festive Post-Mormon Celebrants Cutely Usher In ‘Pie-N-Beer Day’

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Throngs of festive post-Mormon celebrants took some sweet secular time to usher in the cutely malapropistic ‘Pie-N-Beer Day.’ “Just gonna tip back a few brewskis,” said slack-rope enthusiast Ranier Williams, “‘cause, you know, I drink. Alcohol. Now. Which is completely…

Stop Pretending I Don’t Exist You Ungrateful Assholes!

Featured Posts, News | by The Great Salt Lake

Hey you bastards I see you! Just driving past me as if I’m not here, as if I don’t exist. Well, here I am asshats, and I want you to acknowledge me. Did people just suddenly forget that Utah named…