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Gay, Married BYU Administrator Adamantly Opposed to Beards

Featured Posts, News | by Ripley Wainwright

Lawrence Benson, a gay BYU administrator who has used his wife to provide cover for his homosexuality since the early 1970s, declared his adamant opposition to beards on Wednesday. “Beards do not belong here at BYU. They are a way…

Fully Inserted: Soaking Epidemic Hits BYU Campus

Featured Posts | by Tommy Cox and Ruth R. McConkie

While Kevin J. Worthen, Brigham Young University’s 13th president, loves this time of year, dark times have eclipsed the enjoyment that usually accompanies the start of a new semester. “We’re getting report after report of ‘soaking’ incidents, also known as ‘docking’…

Go To Tel: Hip New Lingo Allows LDS Members To Faithfully Condemn Others

Utah vs. BYU: Holy ***

Sports | by Timothy McFoster

Tonight the BYU Cougars host the Utah Utes in Lavell Edwards Stadium — the erroneously named “Rivalry Week” due to its non-Novemberness — in what is shaping up to be quite a battle on both the grid- and the Facebookiron.…

Utah Football Players Exhorted by BYU Fans To Be Immediately Immersed in Water in Response To Abhorrent Immersed in Water Incident

Sports | by Timothy McFoster

Rivalry week activated the modestly-covered thin skin of BYU fans after a video surfaced of University of Utah football players immersing one another into contained areas of water. BYU fans ignited with righteous indignation and demanded the players repent of…

Late BYU Pass Leads to Virginia Win

Sports | by Timothy McFoster

SPORTS — A tough loss on the road befell the BYU Cougars as they faced the Virginia Cavaliers in the season opener on Saturday 19-16. A two-hour lightning and rain delay could not dissuade BYU quarterback Taysom Hill from passing…