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Holy Ghost Retires After ‘Prompted’ Imbeciles Topple Goblin Valley Rock

In an early evening appearance since He goes to bed at midnight, the Holy Ghost formally announced His retirement on Friday. This came in the wake of an imbecilic claim from three Utah Boy Scout leaders that they were prompted…

Utah Football Players Exhorted by BYU Fans To Be Immediately Immersed in Water in Response To Abhorrent Immersed in Water Incident

Sports | by Timothy McFoster

Rivalry week activated the modestly-covered thin skin of BYU fans after a video surfaced of University of Utah football players immersing one another into contained areas of water. BYU fans ignited with righteous indignation and demanded the players repent of…

New West Valley Police Chief: We Will Try to Stop Shooting Unarmed Innocents

Featured Posts, News, Politics | by Monston Chalmers

WEST VALLEY CITY, UT — Newly appointed Police Chief Lee Russo gave his first press conference last night and made it clear that a new day is dawning for the beleaguered West Valley City Police Department. “I have a vision…