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21 November 2024

Crime

Fans of SERIAL Brace For Host Sarah Koenig to Propose Marriage to Adnan Syed in Prison During the Final Episode

Fans of SERIAL Brace For Host Sarah Koenig to Propose Marriage to Adnan Syed in Prison During the Final Episode

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Serial, the podcast which has sparked the safest family/friend arguments this holiday season, is set to release the 12th and final episode of its intoxicating first season. Serial focuses on the mysteries surrounding the 1999 murder of Hae Min Lee,…

“Justice Is Real—The System Is Finally Working!” Said White People

“Justice Is Real—The System Is Finally Working!” Said White People

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

White people all over Utah rejoiced as white police officer Darren Wilson was not indicted by a mostly white grand jury in Ferguson, Missouri. “I’ve been on edge ever since that white cop defended himself against that unarmed, highly dangerous…

“Dog Had It Coming:” SLC Cop and Novice Resident Evil Player Finally Exacts Revenge

“Dog Had It Coming:” SLC Cop and Novice Resident Evil Player Finally Exacts Revenge

Featured Posts | by Detlef Goethe Zern

As far as one SLC police officer was concerned, Geist, a local Weinanamer, was a t-virus infected marauding zombie beast that had to be destroyed. “I saw the dog making movement toward me, and I thought, I don’t have dog…

Stephen Hawking Warns That AI Will Breed A New Mechanoid Genghis Khan

Stephen Hawking Warns That AI Will Breed A New Mechanoid Genghis Khan

Featured Posts | by Delvin Henry

Theoretical physicist and cosmologist Stephen Hawking has issued a firm warning about a looming threat that he believes will become a reality in the wake of artificial intelligence. “Artificial intelligence opens a can of existential worms,” the renowned physicist said.…

Megan Huntsman’s Mugshot “Not Doing Her Any Favors”

Megan Huntsman’s Mugshot “Not Doing Her Any Favors”

Featured Posts | by Russ Stewart

PLEASANT GROVE, UT – The whole state of Utah is still slack-jawed this week, after the weekend revelations of suburban mother Megan Huntsman’s string of secret pregnancies, and subsequent murders of her infant children. There are many questions, and few…

Holy Ghost Retires After ‘Prompted’ Imbeciles Topple Goblin Valley Rock

Holy Ghost Retires After ‘Prompted’ Imbeciles Topple Goblin Valley Rock

News | by Timothy McFoster

In an early evening appearance since He goes to bed at midnight, the Holy Ghost formally announced His retirement on Friday. This came in the wake of an imbecilic claim from three Utah Boy Scout leaders that they were prompted…

Utah Football Players Exhorted by BYU Fans To Be Immediately Immersed in Water in Response To Abhorrent Immersed in Water Incident

Utah Football Players Exhorted by BYU Fans To Be Immediately Immersed in Water in Response To Abhorrent Immersed in Water Incident

Sports | by Timothy McFoster

Rivalry week activated the modestly-covered thin skin of BYU fans after a video surfaced of University of Utah football players immersing one another into contained areas of water. BYU fans ignited with righteous indignation and demanded the players repent of…

New West Valley Police Chief: We Will Try to Stop Shooting Unarmed Innocents

New West Valley Police Chief: We Will Try to Stop Shooting Unarmed Innocents

Featured Posts, News, Politics | by Monston Chalmers

WEST VALLEY CITY, UT — Newly appointed Police Chief Lee Russo gave his first press conference last night and made it clear that a new day is dawning for the beleaguered West Valley City Police Department. “I have a vision…

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