Duck Dynasty

‘GODSMOS’ Wows Silence The Hows Of Science

The highly-anticipated and prophesied GODSMOS series debuted its first episode and quickly replaced “how” with “wow” in the minds of millions of adherents. Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty narrated the GODSMOS episode from a gold-plated marble throne, gesticulating confidently as…

Chick-Fil-A Changes Name to Chick-Phil-A to Honor Duck Dynasty Media Martyr

Politics | by Timothy McFoster

Chicken sandwich empire Chick-Fil-A has announced a major name change to Chick-Phil-A, to honor the now unemployed Duck Dynasty millionaire Phil Robertson, who made comments equating logic with penis placement. “It’s a homonym, but not a homo-nym,” said Chick-Phil-A chief…