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Area Elder Thankful His Family Forgot to List Things They’re Thankful For

Featured Posts, Latest News | by Russ Stewart

SARATOGA SPRINGS, UT – Jordan Elkner was relieved today after his family seemed to forget their yearly ritual of listing things they are thankful for before eating Thanksgiving dinner. Gathered around the table, the family offered just a standard “nourish…

A Former Mormon’s 1st Annual Objective Response to General Conference

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Utah Servers Dismayed that Priesthood Television Broadcast May Ruin Lucrative & Fun Prospects for Twice Annual Ladies’ Night

Featured Posts, News | by G. Samuel Pitts

Twice every year, all Utah servers look forward to a special Saturday night when all of the men pile into local chapels to be scolded about pornography addiction. “I’ve just always loved the herds of women coming in with no men, throwing…

West Jordan Man Shoots Down Abortion While Portions of Eggs Chute Down His Throat

News | by Timothy McFoster

WEST JORDAN — Banker Ron Gassoul ordered eggs Friday morning at West Jordan’s Black Bear Diner and immediately ordered up his abortion opinion. “Look, the lazy baby-killer liberals love to talk about abortions like it’s a Tupperware party. Well I’m…