Shutdown of ‘Guvurn Mint,’ Scented Herb Distributor, Exasperates Nation
In a move of unparalleled wankdom, scented herb distributor Guvurn Mint has been shutdown. Sources say specialized interest groups spearheaded the endeavor, most particularly the firebranded Cinnamon Tea Maketriots, led by Spokesperson John Flassid and newcomer Mike Leaf. “I know…
