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21 January 2025

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Dr. Kathie Allen’s Platform Announces He Won’t Run For Reelection in 2018

Dr. Kathie Allen’s Platform Announces He Won’t Run For Reelection in 2018

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Dr. Kathie Allen’s Platform, the incumbent for Utah’s 3rd Congressional District, shocked the nation when it was announced he won’t run for reelection. The approval rating of Dr. Kathie Allen’s Platform has dropped 21 percent since Trump’s election, particularly after…

Those Piece of Mother Won The VidAngel Lawsuit, It

Those Piece of Mother Won The VidAngel Lawsuit, It

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

The safe-space Hollywood elites won their mother copyright infringement claim after the sons of took VidAngel to court. The -gobbling legal teams from Disney, 20th Century Fox, and Warner Bros. can my throbbing since the ruling enjoins VidAngel from its…

Swig and Sodalicious Lock Horns Over Rights to ‘Sugary Septic Swill’

Swig and Sodalicious Lock Horns Over Rights to ‘Sugary Septic Swill’

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

U.S. District Court Judge Dale Kimball granted a request by the soda shop Swig to amend its lawsuit against its carbonated-defecation competitor Sodalicious in the ongoing legal battle over the use of the descriptive phrase “Sugary Septic Swill.” The lawsuit…

Handfuls Of LDS Seek To Reconcile Genocidal Consequences Of BoM’s Spirit-Guided Explorations

Handfuls Of LDS Seek To Reconcile Genocidal Consequences Of BoM’s Spirit-Guided Explorations

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

Across the state today, there are reports of at least a dozen-and-a-half LDS members who experienced some measure of cognitive dissonance during scripture study this morning. Sources indicate that reconciling a Holy Ghost-guided journey that initiated the raping, pillaging, and…

“Actually, Some of Our Best Players Are Colored,” Respond Orem Owlz

“Actually, Some of Our Best Players Are Colored,” Respond Orem Owlz

Featured Posts, Sports | by Detlef Goethe Zern

The Orem Owlz, Utah Valley’s minor league baseball team, has ran a’fowl’ of sensibility after its ‘Caucasian Heritage Night’ promotional event left folks across the nation ‘hootin’ and hollerin’. The Owlz ate crow after its excessively recessive event was canceled,…

STUDY: Utah’s Epileptics Now “Hella Chilled Out”

STUDY: Utah’s Epileptics Now “Hella Chilled Out”

Featured Posts | by Chester Strongfield

04/20/14: Salt Lake City — One month after the passing of HB 105–popularly called “Charlee’s Law”–legalized the utilization of marijuana extracts to treat seizure disorders, neurologists are reporting an almost 75 percent increase in their patients being “most gnarly wrecked”…

Megan Huntsman’s Mugshot “Not Doing Her Any Favors”

Megan Huntsman’s Mugshot “Not Doing Her Any Favors”

Featured Posts | by Russ Stewart

PLEASANT GROVE, UT – The whole state of Utah is still slack-jawed this week, after the weekend revelations of suburban mother Megan Huntsman’s string of secret pregnancies, and subsequent murders of her infant children. There are many questions, and few…

A Former Mormon’s 1st Annual Objective Response to General Conference

A Former Mormon’s 1st Annual Objective Response to General Conference

Featured Posts | by Lawrence B. Riff

Hi there, I’ve got a wonderful message that I know will improve your life. You Sheeple serve God and Mammon. I know because I was busking outside City Creek Center for a few hours. I had a gig last night,…

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