HIGH, ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP: A Poor Wayfaring Man of Kief
Hey sMOkers, your old pal W. W. here with the good word on the sweet leaf. It has been a rough one for ol’ W Squared. I have been broke for the past month and my supply ran dry early…
From Oktoberfest to Uchtdorffest: DABC Commission Ruling Inspires Petition To Rebrand
A local teetotaler believes that renaming the Oktoberfest beer-centric festival Uchtdorffest is the perfect prohibition inspiration that can keep the event rootbeer afloat. “After I heard the report on KSL about local festivals losing the ability to serve liquor, I…
HIGH, ON THE MOUNTAINTOP: The Sweet and Sour Spirit
Hey folks, it’s your friendly neighborhood Felch here with this week’s crop report for the Wasatch Front. My guy came through this week with some fine, yea even exceedingly fine, Sour Diesel. You may have heard of the stuff; a…
Holy Ghost Retires After ‘Prompted’ Imbeciles Topple Goblin Valley Rock
In an early evening appearance since He goes to bed at midnight, the Holy Ghost formally announced His retirement on Friday. This came in the wake of an imbecilic claim from three Utah Boy Scout leaders that they were prompted…
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