In His Words: SUPERDELL On The War On Christmas
To all those who don’t think they are Christian, just think for a second about what year it is. Why does the entire world track time by the sign given at the birth of Christ? If it didn’t happen, then…
Nice Try, Atheists, BYU Won With A Hail Mary! Good Job, Jesus!
Brow-beaten God-denialists are flustered after a glimmer of Heaven shone down in Lincoln, Nebraska as the Lord’s Team won after Tanner Mangum’s last-second, game-winning Hail Mary pass fell into Mitch Mathews’ hands via divine intervention. BYU won 33-28—despite the groveling…
HIGH, ON THE MOUNTAINTOP: A Reading From Chapter 4, Verse 20
Hola brothers and sisters of the bud. As you can imagine your old pal W. W. gets some pretty weird mail from time to time. But ganJAMES15@ldsmail.net had a really cool request that has kept me busy this past week.…
A Former Mormon’s 1st Annual Objective Response to General Conference
Hi there, I’ve got a wonderful message that I know will improve your life. You Sheeple serve God and Mammon. I know because I was busking outside City Creek Center for a few hours. I had a gig last night,…
Heavenly Father Has a Plan for Everyone, Believe Some
SALT LAKE CITY- -As the 184th General Conference for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints draws to a close, many of the LDS faithful are taking this chance to reflect on what has come before, and wonder about…
‘GODSMOS’ Wows Silence The Hows Of Science
The highly-anticipated and prophesied GODSMOS series debuted its first episode and quickly replaced “how” with “wow” in the minds of millions of adherents. Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty narrated the GODSMOS episode from a gold-plated marble throne, gesticulating confidently as…
American Fork East 17th Ward Offers Hand to ‘Opt-In’ Porn Petition
American Fork’s East 17th Ward’s excitement erupted on Monday afternoon, as word of an online petition spread like wildfire or scattered seed all over the Face book feeds of the congregation’s members. “I knew I had to take a firm…
Silly Goofball Thanks Jaden Rather Than Joseph Smith In Prayer
Reports out of the Johnson household state that young Shad, avowed legomaniac, uttered “we thank thee for the Prophet Jaden Smith” rather than Joseph Smith during the Johnson’s diurnal 8:55pm prayer without any sort of snicker or self-acknowledged in-prayer correction…
