LDS Church

BREAKING: LDS Church Prepares To Baptize Dead Grass From LA Temple Lawn

LOST ANGELES: After the dire state of the Los Angeles LDS Temple’s lawn was widely reported as having died, local congregants and lawn maintenance volunteers released a statement to assuage its faithful tourists and cousin-of-the-wedded photographers: the church is making…

BREAKING: Moses Confirmed as Conspirator in Elder Bednar’s Parted Hair

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Add Elder David A. Bednar’s hair to the Red Sea as Moses’ shittum-wood bucket list of things he’s parted. Biblical powerhouse prophet Moses is a frequent specter rather than heavenly spectator with regard to the latter days, and his knack…

The Inaugural Podcast

In this episode, the Bugle staff introduce themselves, question each other, give the history of the site (and Kanab) and answer what are likely to be your burning questions.

State Legislature Apparently Not An Assemblage of Total Asshats

BREAKING: Pres. Monson Exclusively Used Personal Email Account To Conduct Personal Business

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

SALT LAKE CITY — President Thomas Spencer Monson exclusively used a personal email account to conduct personal business as Prophet of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, close friends and relatives said, and may have violated assumptions that…

Anonymous ‘Prepared’ To Allegedly Seize LDS.org If John Dehlin Is Excommunicated

‘I’ For An ‘I’: LDS Church Affirms Stance That They Put The ‘I’ In Victim

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints affirmed their stance that they “Put the ‘I’ in victim,” and then doubled down and said they, “Put the [wh]Y in apology” in a both a press conference and a session of the Salt…

FrontRunner Commuters View Temple-Square-Christmas-Lights-Bound Hordes

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

SEASONS GREETINGS: With eyes fixed on a festive weekend, homebound commuters all along the Wasatch Front rushed to UTA’s FrontRunner stations in order to view the scintillating ornamentation of raucous hordes of Temple Square-bound travelers who were set to see…