LDS Church Ecstatic after SLC Comic Con Brings Spirit of Celibacy to Thousands
SALT LAKE CITY, UT– Leaders of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints were thrilled Monday to learn that their years of emphasizing social sexlessness had finally paid off. SLC Comic Con 2013 brought a record-breaking 80,000 devoted celibates…
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