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Salivating Utahns Urge Romney To Create New Beehive Party

After former presidential nominee darling Mitt Romney addressed the state of the 2016 election, Utahns salivated on the prospect of Mitt Romney starting a new political party: The Beehive Party. “I agree with everything he said about that phony fraud…

Mitt Romney Once Again Satiates His Lose-To-Black-Man Kink

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Well gee-willickers, it appears that Mitt Romney, grandfather of two dozen, has, my gosh, decided to publicly satiate his unbridled longing to lose to a black man once again. Romney, who has repeatedly tried to introduce Ann to The Mailman…

Mitt Running ’16: Romney Officially Announces He Will Run… A Marathon!

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TERRIFIC: A resounding “heck yeah!” echoed down the Wasatch Front as speculation of Mitt Romney’s decision to run became reality. “I knew that Mitt would do exactly this,” said longtime friend Kem Gardner, a real estate developer who helped bring…