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15 March 2025

Mitt Romney

Pussy Grabbernacle Choir Begins Telestial Outreach Tour

Pussy Grabbernacle Choir Begins Telestial Outreach Tour

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

In news startling the Bloggernacle on Joseph Smith’s Birthday Eve, the Pussy Grabbernacle Choir, née Mormon Tabernacle Choir, announced its Telestial Outreach Tour. They’ll be supported by opening acts Ted Nugent and Kid Rock. The first tour stop will be at…

Salivating Utahns Urge Romney To Create New Beehive Party

Salivating Utahns Urge Romney To Create New Beehive Party

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

After former presidential nominee darling Mitt Romney addressed the state of the 2016 election, Utahns salivated on the prospect of Mitt Romney starting a new political party: The Beehive Party. “I agree with everything he said about that phony fraud…

Mitt Romney Once Again Satiates His Lose-To-Black-Man Kink

Mitt Romney Once Again Satiates His Lose-To-Black-Man Kink

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Well gee-willickers, it appears that Mitt Romney, grandfather of two dozen, has, my gosh, decided to publicly satiate his unbridled longing to lose to a black man once again. Romney, who has repeatedly tried to introduce Ann to The Mailman…

Pres. Obama Visits Utah To Build Huge White House Across The Street From Mitt Romney

Pres. Obama Visits Utah To Build Huge White House Across The Street From Mitt Romney

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Pres. Obama made Utah his penultimate visit of the 50 states while serving as president, and the reason is leaving 73% of the state’s residents furious. Obama announced he’s decided to build a huge white house directly across the street…

Mitt Running ’16: Romney Officially Announces He Will Run… A Marathon!

Mitt Running ’16: Romney Officially Announces He Will Run… A Marathon!

Featured Posts, Latest News, News, Politics | by Timothy McFoster

TERRIFIC: A resounding “heck yeah!” echoed down the Wasatch Front as speculation of Mitt Romney’s decision to run became reality. “I knew that Mitt would do exactly this,” said longtime friend Kem Gardner, a real estate developer who helped bring…