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29 March 2025

Mormons

Mormon Extremists Declare Deseret Caliphate In Oregon

Mormon Extremists Declare Deseret Caliphate In Oregon

Featured Posts | by Snorri Sturluson

Utah natives and Mormon extremists Ammon and Ryan Bundy seized control of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge visitor’s center on Saturday and wasted no time declaring the building as headquarters of a new Deseret Caliphate. “We’re here to stay,” said…

LDS Faithful Relieved That Prophets, Seers, Revelators Didn’t Actually Prophesy Anything

LDS Faithful Relieved That Prophets, Seers, Revelators Didn’t Actually Prophesy Anything

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

With the world so clearly and obviously on a horrendously evil trajectory of destruction, many faithful LDS church members expressed they felt some anxiety heading into this year’s General Conference. “I just wonder if this is finally going to be…

Thousands Of Cosplaying Pioneer Trekkies Descend On Salt Lake For #GenCon2015

Thousands Of Cosplaying Pioneer Trekkies Descend On Salt Lake For #GenCon2015

Featured Posts | by Monston Chalmers

Just outside of Park City, Utah, a wagon train made up of hundreds of young pioneer reenactors, livestock, and various conveyances plod along the side of Interstate-15. Towards the front of the party, Jake Jensen—a sunburned 16-year-old from Pleasant Grove—sets…

Holland-Oaks Dazzle Conference Center Crowd With Cover of ‘Maneater’

Holland-Oaks Dazzle Conference Center Crowd With Cover of ‘Maneater’

Featured Posts, News | by Tommy Cox

Attendees of the 184th Semiannual General Conference went from shocked to delighted as tag-team apostles-turned-popstars duo Elders Holland and Oaks covered the 1983 hit, ‘Maneater.’ “What surprised me was how they nailed it,” said Dwayne Reilsburg, who was sitting front…

Fully Inserted: Soaking Epidemic Hits BYU Campus

Fully Inserted: Soaking Epidemic Hits BYU Campus

Featured Posts | by Tommy Cox and Ruth R. McConkie

While Kevin J. Worthen, Brigham Young University’s 13th president, loves this time of year, dark times have eclipsed the enjoyment that usually accompanies the start of a new semester. “We’re getting report after report of ‘soaking’ incidents, also known as ‘docking’…

Stop Pretending I Don’t Exist You Ungrateful Assholes!

Stop Pretending I Don’t Exist You Ungrateful Assholes!

Featured Posts, News | by The Great Salt Lake

Hey you bastards I see you! Just driving past me as if I’m not here, as if I don’t exist. Well, here I am asshats, and I want you to acknowledge me. Did people just suddenly forget that Utah named…