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09 May 2025

Planned Parenthood

Gov. Herbert Signs Bill Forcing Doctors To Ask A Fetus If They Prefer Breastfed Milk Or Formula

Gov. Herbert Signs Bill Forcing Doctors To Ask A Fetus If They Prefer Breastfed Milk Or Formula

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Gov. Gary Herbert just signed a law that will require doctors to ignore best medical practice and ask a fetus whether they prefer breastfed milk or formula. This appears to be the second step—after mandating that women be given unnecessary…

Abundant Prayer Finally Fixes America’s Gun Problem

Abundant Prayer Finally Fixes America’s Gun Problem

Featured Posts | by Tommy Cox

In the wake of what has become an epidemic of mass shootings, it has now been widely confirmed that the surfeit of prayers has, at last, fixed America’s gun problem. “We are happy to announce that we no longer need…

First-Ever Murders In A Planned Parenthood Committed By Colorado Terrorist

First-Ever Murders In A Planned Parenthood Committed By Colorado Terrorist

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Continuing a string of ultra-violence, yet another wretched white male terrorist opened fire on innocent civilians, this time in a Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood location. He killed three people, making this the first-ever murders to take place in a Planned…

Gary R. Herbert Unanimously Confirmed As Prophet, Seer And Governor

Gary R. Herbert Unanimously Confirmed As Prophet, Seer And Governor

Featured Posts | by Snorri Sturluson

His Seership—the divinely inspired gubernatorial voice of holiness, Gary Richard Herbert—was formerly sworn in as prophet, seer, and governor, with all members manifesting their approval. “All in favor please manifest it by the uplifted hand; all opposed please manifest it,”…

Illiterate Anti-Choice Conservatives Accidentally Protest To “Defend Planned Parenthood”

Illiterate Anti-Choice Conservatives Accidentally Protest To “Defend Planned Parenthood”

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

A baker’s dozen of illiterate conservatives were surprised to be greeted with thank-yous at the east-central Salt Lake Planned Parenthood location due to an across-the-board vowel mix-up during their ill-fated protest. The signs, meant as an imperative toward policymakers, read…