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02 May 2024

Politics

Gov. Herbert Signs Bill Forcing Doctors To Ask A Fetus If They Prefer Breastfed Milk Or Formula

Gov. Herbert Signs Bill Forcing Doctors To Ask A Fetus If They Prefer Breastfed Milk Or Formula

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Gov. Gary Herbert just signed a law that will require doctors to ignore best medical practice and ask a fetus whether they prefer breastfed milk or formula. This appears to be the second step—after mandating that women be given unnecessary…

BusTED: Utahns For Cruz: “We’ve Loved Covered-Up Sex Scandals Since The 1830s”

BusTED: Utahns For Cruz: “We’ve Loved Covered-Up Sex Scandals Since The 1830s”

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Utah’s desired GOP nominee, Sen. Ted ‘the Zodiac Killer’ Cruz, nearly found himself in hot water when the National Enquirer released a story purporting evidence that he cheaTED on his wife with as many as five women. Most Utahn Cruz…

Salivating Utahns Urge Romney To Create New Beehive Party

Salivating Utahns Urge Romney To Create New Beehive Party

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

After former presidential nominee darling Mitt Romney addressed the state of the 2016 election, Utahns salivated on the prospect of Mitt Romney starting a new political party: The Beehive Party. “I agree with everything he said about that phony fraud…

WEEDED OUT: LDS Church Removes D&C Scripture Verse

WEEDED OUT: LDS Church Removes D&C Scripture Verse

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

In what’s rumored as a response to the Sen. Mark Madsen-sponsored S.B. 73 (Medical Cannabis Act), which was approved Friday by a Senate committee, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced it was redacting a single verse from…

Leaked Emails: Pres. Monson “Harkens Unto” Bernie Sanders’ Message

Leaked Emails: Pres. Monson “Harkens Unto” Bernie Sanders’ Message

Featured Posts | by Sanlayn Freal

When Utah-based attorney Mark Naugle first opened the folder on his computer, he thought perhaps he might find evidence of church leaders’ private complaints about the recent spike in member resignations, or the alleged uptick in LGBTQ suicides. Or even…

God Has Awkward Encounter With Both Men He Endorsed For President

God Has Awkward Encounter With Both Men He Endorsed For President

Featured Posts | by Snorri Sturluson

CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA : Christ Deluxe Megachurch was the scene for an encounter straight out of television as God The Father, best known for creating the universe, bumped into neurosurgeon Ben Carson and Texas Sen. Ted Cruz—who had each been…

Mormon Extremists Declare Deseret Caliphate In Oregon

Mormon Extremists Declare Deseret Caliphate In Oregon

Featured Posts | by Snorri Sturluson

Utah natives and Mormon extremists Ammon and Ryan Bundy seized control of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge visitor’s center on Saturday and wasted no time declaring the building as headquarters of a new Deseret Caliphate. “We’re here to stay,” said…

In His Words: SUPERDELL On The War On Christmas

In His Words: SUPERDELL On The War On Christmas

Featured Posts | by SUPERDELL Schanze

To all those who don’t think they are Christian, just think for a second about what year it is. Why does the entire world track time by the sign given at the birth of Christ? If it didn’t happen, then…